Here’s a strange idea: what if the reason why it’s so difficult to find physical proof of Bigfoot is — he’s not physical! What if Sasquatch disappears so easily because — he’s a ghost! This is the theory that a cryptozoologist presents to Vera Van Slyke in the hope that she’ll share her ghost-hunting expertise with him on a trip to Arkansas, where there have been reports of an elusive ape-like creature in the woods.
Reluctantly, Vera agrees to the expedition. However, by the end, she’s less concerned with any “wild man in the woods” (or was it a wild woman in the woods?) and more distraught by the notion of losing her faithful companion, Lida, to the worst of all possible fates: marriage!
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